Schedule

Feb 22 / Feb 23
Allie Amrien
with Enzo Priesnitz
Feb 22/23 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Allie Amrien is a nationally touring comedian based out of Los Angeles. She was a finalist in the World Series of Comedy 2018. She has... more...
Feb 22
Low & Inside Playoff Game One!
with Aaron Brooks & Nick Saverino
February 22 | Fri 11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Low & Inside is a comedy show where two teams of comics play baseball with their jokes! Comics pitch their shortest jokes and hosts/umpires... more...
Mar 1 / Mar 2
Aaron Aryanpur
with Brendan K. O'Grady
March 1/2 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Funniest Comic in Texas Winner Aaron Aryanpur has appeared in clubs, theaters and colleges nationwide. Aaron was a semifinalist in... more...
Mar 8 / Mar 9
Closed For SXSW
We'll be open in two weeks!
The Velv is proud to host some amazing bands during SXSW! Check their website for the schedule. We'll be back with more comedy for you in two weeks! more...
Mar 15 / Mar 16
Closed for SXSW
We'll be open next week!
The Velv is proud to host some amazing bands for SXSW! Check their website for the schedule. We'll be back with more comedy for you next week! more...
Mar 22 / Mar 23
Zach Martina
with Ashley Overton
March 23/23 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Thus far, life has exceeded the expectations of Zach Martina. He certainly never thought some stranger would be reading to find out... more...
Mar 29
Mean Boys
Live Podcast Recording!
March 29 | Fri 11p | $10/$15 at Door | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE A scripted comedy podcast featuring topical jokes, games and irreverent nihilism hosted by Keith Carey, Connor McSpadden, and Tom Goss. more...
Apr 5 / Apr 6
Jono Zalay
with Special Guests!
April 5/6 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Jono Zalay began his standup career in Boston, while simultaneously earning his Doctorate in Neuroscience (he gave cocaine to rats).... more...
Apr 12 / Apr 13
Barbara Gray
and friends!
April 12/13 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Big hair. Big heart. Big mouth. Barbara’s intense yet goofy stage presence combined with vulnerable and dark material have made her... more...
Apr 19 / Apr 20
Geoffrey Asmus
and friends!
April 19/20 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 on four college degrees. Within a short time... more...
Apr 26 / Apr 27
Moontower Comedy Festival
with Special Guests!
The Velv is proud to be a host for the 2019 Moontower Comedy Festival! Visit their website for the schedule! more...