Schedule

Mar 22 / Mar 23
Zach Martina
with Ashley Overton
March 23/23 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Thus far, life has exceeded the expectations of Zach Martina. He certainly never thought some stranger would be reading to find out... more...
Mar 22
Low & Inside: Playoff Game 3!
with Aaron Brooks & Nick Saverino!
March 22 | Fri 11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Low & Inside is a comedy show where two teams of comics play baseball with their jokes! Comics pitch their shortest jokes and hosts/umpires Aaron... more...
Mar 29
Mean Boys
Live Podcast Recording!
March 29 | Fri 11p | $10/$15 at Door | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE A scripted comedy podcast featuring topical jokes, games and irreverent nihilism hosted by Keith Carey, Connor McSpadden, and Tom Goss. more...
Mar 29
Zahid Dewji - One Show Only!
with special guests!
March 29 | Fri 9p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Zahid Dewji is an East-African Indian comic from Houston, TX. He was a recent finalist at Comcast's Trial By Laughter, a semifinalist at The Seattle... more...
Apr 5 / Apr 6
Jono Zalay
with Special Guests!
April 5/6 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Jono Zalay began his standup career in Boston, while simultaneously earning his Doctorate in Neuroscience (he gave cocaine to rats).... more...
Apr 12 / Apr 13
Barbara Gray
and friends!
April 12/13 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Big hair. Big heart. Big mouth. Barbara’s intense yet goofy stage presence combined with vulnerable and dark material have made her... more...
Apr 19 / Apr 20
Geoffrey Asmus
and friends!
April 19/20 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 on four college degrees. Within a short time... more...
Apr 26 / Apr 27
Moontower Comedy Festival
with Special Guests!
The Velv is proud to be a host for the 2019 Moontower Comedy Festival! Visit their website for the schedule! more...
May 3 / May 4
Avery Moore
with Clayton Blackstone
May 3/4 | Fri 9p&11p | Sat 9 | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Avery is a living comedian in Austin, Texas. She has performed at comedy festivals like FunFunFun Fest, Sound on Sound, the Moontower... more...
May 10 / May 11
Abby Rosenquist
with Brett VerVoort
May 10/11 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Abby Rosenquist is a New York based comedian by way of Philly by way of Austin by way of Omaha. Her dark, fast paced material will... more...
May 17 / May 18
Sam Tallent
with Andrew Murphy
May 17/18 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Known for whip-quick wit and rollicking improvisations, Sam Tallent is one of the sharpest, most original rising talents in comedy... more...